Brain-spastic?

After a random lunch of potato pancakes, dal rice, peanut butter jam sandwich and then gulping down a huge mug of tea along with 8 kharis, I am now sitting and sipping coconut water whilst stuffing my face with some pear slices.

I really wonder what circus must be going on in my tummy with this concoction.

The Mother calls up and vehemently tells me that I should subscribe to “Braintastic” on Youtube. And then she proceeds to ask me “general knowledge” questions…

Mother – “Do you know which animal gives out pink milk??!!”

“Which fish does not have bones?”

“What would you do if you see your mother in an objectionable position with a stranger?”

Me- Huh!!!?

Mother- “Arre these questions are asked in IAS exams! And I googled and cross checked everything! It all matches!”

So now I follow “Braintastic”. Because I am seriously curious about it’s content.

Such is my blind love for my mother. And such is my mother. If you want to know the answers to the above questions, please Google. I could give it to you but I don’t want to. Some may not even care but some who are curious minded and weirdly enthusiastic about senseless things in life, will definitely Google about Pink milk!

I already have a lot of information in my head. Like a lot. Trust me. More than normal. More than necessary. Braintastic added some more to my enlarged brain and then K decides to bombard me with more information during our walks. He has suddenly gone on a reading spree and has decided to discuss each and every article that he reads..

So now I have information about wine tasters, water tasters, murphy’s law something something, 5 am productivity, losses of Reliance, Stock market losses, Sweden job offers, language interpretation scope, some app that let’s you read only “important” part of books and what not! It is all swirling inside me while I try to read my current book called Those Pricey Thakur Girls.

Phew!

My brain is having a massive spasm now.

Tring Tring!

Mother is calling.

Hi Mom! Was just writing about yo-

Mother- Listen na! Why is a banana curved?

Me- Sigh.

Mother- It defies gravity. Faces the sun when growing. Thus the curve! Now tell me, what is Pani Puri in English??! It’s an IAS QUESTION!

Me- I have no freaking idea.

Mother- Water Puff Pastry.

Brain dead.

Goodbye!